The Slurring Man on the Mount
and Jesus said Hey Peter, hey Peter, watch me do a cartwheel, and Peter replied I do not know that guy and went to the line for the bathroom. Later, Jesus cried out Peter, dude, dude, I love you mang, give me a hug, Peter uttered Who is this bro creepin the place up. Finally, Jesus proclaimed Peter, you are my broseph and I am the one and only true Party God! To which Peter exclaimed someone put that beardo back on the donkey he rode in on.
Few things give me joy like imagining the Jesus Brah does.
The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. Persecution is used in theology, not in arithmetic.
The boy killed for an off-hand remark about Muhammad - Sharia spreads in Syria
The murder of a boy accused of blasphemy has come to symbolise concerns about the power of Islamist radicals in Syria’s armed uprising. Paul Wood reports from Aleppo on how Sharia is spreading in rebel-held areas.
Mohammed Qataa’s mother wanders the streets of Aleppo looking into strangers’ faces as she tries to find her son’s killers.
She knows she would recognise them. She was looking right at them when, in front of a dumbstruck and terrified crowd, Mohammed was shot dead, accused of blasphemy.